* Where does the New Zealand cricket team get its apparel from?
From (Ross)Taylor who makes them from cloth weaved at Kyle Mills.
* What do you call a rivulet named after a Kiwi pace bowler?
Brook Bond.
* Which mathematical subject do the Kiwis like the most?
Geometry. Because it is full of theorems and Ryders.
* Which Kiwi cricketer has the ability to sweep away the crowds with his batting?
Neils Broom
* What do Kiwi sweettooths eat?
Tuffee
* What is common to a Kiwi pacebowler and Wodehouse’s Jeeves?
Butler
* Who is the best doctor to treat animals in New Zealand?
Vettori-nary (not to be confused with Otteri Nari)
